In view of recent events, it's interesting to consider some of the bank slogans. NAB for example has introduced "More Give and Less Take". I guess opinions will vary and depend very much on whether you perceive the glass to be 'half full OR half empty'. NAB obviously perceive the glass to be half full AND it's not that difficult to justify. By 'More Give' NAB obviously means: we GIVE you far more stress than we have in the past because we increase interest rates without justification AND fail to correct computer problems in an timely manner. By 'Less Take' NAB obviously means: we TAKE far less crap from you when you're unhappy with our service.
The conclusion...an excellent slogan NAB and an even better interpretation above (even if I do say so myself)!
Next we have CBA who's slogan is "Determined to be Different" AND they certainly are (different that is). They are the first to increase interest rates and come up with some lame excuse to justify doing so...well done Ralph Norris. At least Ralph could tell the truth and tell us what we already know - CBA wants to increase profits (and Ralph's bonus of course).
I could go on, however I'm making myself depressed. Merry Christmas to the 'BIG 4', oh and let's not forget the Reserve Bank - well done guys in raising interest rates because the economy might grow sometime in the future...oh dear, here I go again. This is supposed to be a happy time of year.
Have a very safe and happy Christmas and a very prosperous 2011.